I love the jingo and what it means between the lines.. Too much nonsense corporate speak
Reminds me "in the wonderland of Indian Managers" by Sharu Rangnekar ..Classic comical but realistic book written in 70s , relevant for working human beings in any "corporate setting" I read it whenever I get paranoid or have low moral
You have to be irrational to expect a non-mod-EPS. Why not call it LPS and show a big positive number. will SEBI allow such avant garde reporting and as far as DPS is concerned, why not seek infusion from each shareholder every quarter as Dividend-In than Dividend-out - like an always on rights issue
Community adjusted EBIDTA w/o ESOPs - means we make profits if you dont consider expenses
this was a great one 🤣
Another brilliant piece .
I love the jingo and what it means between the lines.. Too much nonsense corporate speak
Reminds me "in the wonderland of Indian Managers" by Sharu Rangnekar ..Classic comical but realistic book written in 70s , relevant for working human beings in any "corporate setting" I read it whenever I get paranoid or have low moral
We will be NET DEBT positive in next 12 months
Unicornish: Think Long term English: We have nothing to offer in short term
Unicornish: There is inflation English: We could not manage costs
Unicornish: There is demand slowdown across world English: We cannot acquire more customers without burning cash
EPS/DPS pathi ethuvume illaya (not JJ's EPS/OPS)
You mean |E|PS and |D|PS
You have to be irrational to expect a non-mod-EPS. Why not call it LPS and show a big positive number. will SEBI allow such avant garde reporting and as far as DPS is concerned, why not seek infusion from each shareholder every quarter as Dividend-In than Dividend-out - like an always on rights issue